No, not those pills. I mean those pesky little fabric pills that show up on sweaters, pants, and more recently, my sheets. Like, what? Where do these little buggers come from anyways? I tried pulling on them but 1) There’s way too many and 2) That compromises the integrity of my sheets. Did I just say sheets have integrity? I need help.
Quick solution: a cheap, single-blade razor. Whip that baby out and shave away.
I’m insane, I know, but those things are so. annoying.